What's in my cheek?

I've been sitting here for the past few hours looking at a blank screen. Trying to put into words what I want to say about today's shows. 
I guess I should work my way backwards. Graham Norton was dull. Most of it was background noise. 

Orphan Black
Clone Club has returned and we are three episodes in.
I should start by saying WHAT! 
If you are not a fan of the show or have never heard of it here are the basics.

•  There are clones in the world. 
• Two sets one female one male. 
• Leda (female clones played by a very skillful Tatiana Maslany)
• Castor (male clones played by a creepy 
•  The trials of coming to find out you're a clone
• There are multiple organizations that want to use you, study you and kill you. 
• The government who choose to use your brothers as weapons
• The church who well impregnated psycho sister
• Neolutionists who enjoy some freaky body mods (robot cheek maggot i'm looking at you)
• Topside a shadowy corporation that can do pretty much everything they want. 

All caught up? 

 If not it's ok. There will never be a quiz on this stuff. 


When you find out you a robotic leech in your mouth where do you turn?